Matt Fish

A true ladies man in his own eyes- often looking lost with a dumb look on his face. He is an Ogre but a softy. Falls in love faster than a desperate lesbian and will take anything home to meet mom. Known for his skills in strength and crying instantaneously. He is however a good guy and a loyal friend.
That Matt Fish is a stupid mook- told the stripper he is in love with her after one lap dance.
by Rw46og November 01, 2020
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matt fish

"Matt Fish-ing” someone is when you say you'll talk to someone, but then don't answer your phone."
Did you talk to John? I was supposed to, but he Matt Fish-ed me all day.
by FishBone555 April 06, 2018
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snatch fished

When a woman promises more interesting sexual practices in the future after a certain date (ie. Marriage, engagement, etc) but then goes back on those promises.
Bob got snatch fished by Karen when she told him she'd only do doggy style after they got married. Turns out she's a missionary only girl.
by Pursenuggets April 05, 2023
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Fish Transformation

the ability to transform into a fish due to and overdose of fish oil pills
"oh dam i did a fish transformation into a fish now cus of da fish pills"
by Jarvinator07 August 30, 2022
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fish muncher

Usually used against Bangladesh/Bengali's

They eat a lot of fish reasons why because they probably love giving its gils a blowjob but its also because they have a lake full of fish which makes it pretty much the only food they have they've come to like it over the years but now they can eat an whole aquarium.

Boy: Fish muncher go back into the ocean
Oi you fish muncher give me all the fish u got your tank
by ThePakiPrince March 05, 2021
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Fish Polling

When you attach a string to a really nasty dildo and you shove it 6.66 inches inside the most putrid smelling vagina you can buy off the corner, on a muggy Friday afternoon around 6:00 pm.
John spends his Friday afternoons Fish Polling with his mother, Jane.
by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 03, 2018
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Fish man Dan

An old man who thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even get head from his wife
My neighbor is an Fish man Dan
by Icevest September 05, 2024
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