D-rock

When a friend says they want to hangout with you, but then ignores you, and doesn't hang out.

Jim:"Did Derek text you back, when he was going to head over?"
Jerry:"No, I think he's pulling a D-rock tonight..."

by FuckingShitFaceCum August 13, 2017

D:

The face of complete and utter dismay

Person 1: SHREK DIED!
Person 2: D:

by Sordh February 24, 2024

J’n my D

A term for jacking off made famous by comedian Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Mom’s House podcast.

My girlfriend: would you like to have sex?

Me: not right now, but maybe later.

My girlfriend: why?

Me: I just got done J’n my D.

by Doitallnight March 4, 2024

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

The actual real way to spell the phonetic alphabet.

The backwards way to spell the phonetic alphabet is not the way it is listed originally. They have interjected an additional ghi into the correct way of spelling it which is

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

And not

z y x w c u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

by Whatsit2yaa May 4, 2022

D m

d m

Sliding in her d m

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Hannah D

Very kind and loving. Super intelligent and an amazing friend to have. She can be over dramatic but that's just her sensitivty shinning through. She'll you out during touff times and give you check ups on your fellings. She is a nice bottom and hair. Don't cross her or else it could end deadly for you. She likes her starbucks, family, her dog, but overall her pet rock. You'll one day see her in a magazine and think "damn" wish I could have tapped that. Before you know it she'll slip out of your graps and you'll loose her foever. So if you get to meet a women like this don't let her go.

Hannah D got a big D

by carebearcare November 22, 2021

Sunny d

When a person takes a sip of ice cold sunny d orange juice and proceeds to lay down face up as his/her partner puts his balls in there mouth and he/she gargles the sunny d on there balls

Last night John went to his girlfriends house and his girlfriend gave him the sunny d

by Gaming clan April 11, 2021