Similar to "the shocker" the Rock-Shocker is when one simultaneously cups/fondles a man's "rocks" while fingering his asshole with the middle finger, hence shocking the man's senses. (Disclaimer: fairly large hands or long fingers required)
by Junk Stamper September 4, 2014
Get the Rock-Shockermug. When a man, usually caucasian in his mid-30s to late-50s that works in a profession other than music, gets dumped or divorced after a long relationship and "rediscovers" self-expression in the form of music.
Because their sense of style has frozen since the beginning of said relationship, it's usually heavily indicative of some long-forgotten or now derided genre or artist.
It almost always suffers from very low production value in both audio and the visuals for whatever medium on which they release it.
While the name implies a specific genre, it can also come in the form of hip hop, metal, jazz, or any other style of music.
See: "Moon River Rock" or "Can I Borrow a Feeling" for examples.
Because their sense of style has frozen since the beginning of said relationship, it's usually heavily indicative of some long-forgotten or now derided genre or artist.
It almost always suffers from very low production value in both audio and the visuals for whatever medium on which they release it.
While the name implies a specific genre, it can also come in the form of hip hop, metal, jazz, or any other style of music.
See: "Moon River Rock" or "Can I Borrow a Feeling" for examples.
Ron: "Hey, did you get a chance to listen to my demos?"
Ron's Son: "Yeah, dad. Everyone has. It sounds exactly like Matchbox 20. It's so embarrassing."
Ron: "It is not! I put my blood, sweat, & tears into those songs! Some of those songs are about you and your mother, you know! How a man can hurt inside!"
Ron's Son: "It's fuckin' Dentist Rock, dad. Mom's with Gary now. Just leave it!"
Ron's Son: "Yeah, dad. Everyone has. It sounds exactly like Matchbox 20. It's so embarrassing."
Ron: "It is not! I put my blood, sweat, & tears into those songs! Some of those songs are about you and your mother, you know! How a man can hurt inside!"
Ron's Son: "It's fuckin' Dentist Rock, dad. Mom's with Gary now. Just leave it!"
by Busta Schnut October 28, 2023
Get the Dentist Rockmug. by satana December 31, 2008
Get the rock pile drivermug. 1) A person with a massive ego who mistreats and then mocks the people around him. This insult originated in Southern California, but is not reserved for musicians.
2) A crack addict with an ego problem.
2) A crack addict with an ego problem.
That guy is such a rock star; he broke up with his lover by late-night text and then called her a stalker when she called him the next day.
That lady is a total rock star; she thinks she's a celebrity because she works at the food buffet at a 5 star hotel.
Every crack addict is a rock star.
That lady is a total rock star; she thinks she's a celebrity because she works at the food buffet at a 5 star hotel.
Every crack addict is a rock star.
by bundt August 20, 2012
Get the Rock Starmug. "Pass the Rock" meaning pass the ball but using another word for the ball. There is a ball brand called the Rock and people commonly say this when they want you to pass the ball to them.
by fjdsnfjkdsnkds September 8, 2025
Get the Pass the Rockmug. by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023
Get the hard rock cerealmug. by Bootylover460 August 26, 2017
Get the chalk rockmug.