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Swamp Job

A blowjob from a grotesque, disgusting, toothless, sloppy, sweaty, older Floridian woman. Specifically given in the Everglades. Has to be performed with swamp water in their mouth. Must be very throaty. Be ready to get hepatitis A, B, or C.
Hey man I just got the best swamp job of my life from old Agnes down in the Everglades.
by Griggle May 25, 2024
mugGet the Swamp Jobmug.

eyelash job

When you give someone an excess amount of butterfly kisses to the point of orgasm
Wow he gave me the best eyelash job last night, it was so much fun.
by Career Lover January 8, 2016
mugGet the eyelash jobmug.

Titty Nose Job

Pleasing one nipple regions with thy nose.
"Oh my god, Camila has perfect tits for a titty nose job!"
by itsanon February 17, 2024
mugGet the Titty Nose Jobmug.

Eskamo Job

When one rubs their nose against a penis
Ashley gave me the best Eskamo Job last night- definitely will do again
by Kittenbaby8285 September 30, 2018
mugGet the Eskamo Jobmug.

Italian job

When you use your middle finger, index finger and your thumb held like the Italian pinch to finger someone.
You only have 3 fingers how do you finger a girl?

It’s always an Italian job.
by Top G Gggggg July 19, 2021
mugGet the Italian jobmug.

Job

Again my consent to do the job was contingent on the absence of retard sex under the auspices of the boundaries policy.
Hym "And I was fired from my job (officially) for violating the neglect and abuse policy EXPLICITLY AS A RESULT of not reporting my suspicion of retard sex in accordance with the boundaries policy."
by Hym Iam October 1, 2023
mugGet the Jobmug.

blaire job

"Wow, is it true what happened with judy and jake?"
"That she gave him a blow job?"

"Yeah!"
"Nah man, that was a Blaire job."
by Xxqueenbitchhhxx May 8, 2014
mugGet the blaire jobmug.

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