Solar Eclipse

When a man readjusts his pants and the highlight of his balls can be seen.

Basically male version of cameltoe.

Oh my God, Jason just readjusted and he has a major solar eclipse

by REAL_Major_Monogram June 1, 2022

window ectomy

The medical procedure where the doctor cut a hole in your stomach below your rib cage so you can see where you’re going Because you have your head so far up your ass

Without question that man needs a window ectomy

by Fergie in SP June 4, 2022

Candyland Economics

Government and Central Bank policies of lower interest rates, higher taxes, wealth redistribution, and stimulus spending to create supposed prosperity or alleviate economic ills without the realization of any negative effects occurring as a result of their economic actions in the economy.

The recent Inflation Reduction Act is Candyland economics because it spends more money and increases taxes, instead of addressing the issue of inflation which is a monetary problem.

by jondich September 18, 2022

Home Ec teachers

This means an ugly, dried up , minging , fat and disgusting little bitch.

Also known as a land whale, pile of shit and a pedo.
They’re commonly known for getting girls to strip during class(and screaming when they don’t), yelling at you for another students mistake and for crying if another teacher gets involved.

“Ew what’s that nasty smell”
“oh that’s just the Home Ec Teacher”

“What’s that pile of shit doing in the corner”

“That’s actually just the Home Ec teacher”

“Who do we feel bad for? The Home Ec teachers son.”

by emo_scientist November 8, 2022

AP Economics

AP Economics is a scam class made by the collegeboard, which is ironic because they’re basically a true definition of a monopoly. If you don’t know what a monopoly is, it’s when one firm controls an entire market, getting to set their own high inflated prices, benefiting few consumers achieving a near productive or allocated efficiency. Does this sound familiar? Oh wait that’s literally the Collegeboard (commentary credit to @AnxiousJoe on Youtube. You can find it on his AP Test Tier List video.), and on top of that, you will find yourself graphing A LOT!! If you’re not a math or statistics person, graphing is going to be difficult for you. This class is basically a second math class even though it claims “that it’s minimal”, gurl I still have to find the area of a triangle in AN ECON CLASS. You may have to deal with poor grades and bad GPA!! Side effects of this class includes watching too much Jacob Clifford videos, staying up until 3 AM, having a low self-esteem, graphing until your hands hurt (aka arthritis), joints swelling, being on meds like advil and tylenol, and having mental breakdowns.

student 1: how was the ap economics test?
student 2: man i don’t understand microeconomics. what the hell is the supply and demand curve? i still don’t understand what price elasticity means.

second semester:

student 1: dude do you know what a monopoly is?
student 2: what the hell is that? i’m not learning macroeconomics right now.

by kiwikookie November 8, 2022

IDK_Eclipse

A stupid ass mf who touches kids for the fun of it. When he really wants something he will stroke his cock to an image of it until he gets it or until his cock falls off. Easilly developes feelings for 24 year old online sugar daddies. (Don't we all) Bro sucks hot ass at video games especially rocket league. Gives great sex advice though it's only because he gives it to unexperienced friends. Otherwise IDK_Eclipse is overall a chill guy

OMG did you see IDK_Eclipse today i need some sex advice for my new boyfriend.

by DuhFire November 14, 2022

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"urban dictionary" using the dvorak keyboard

"gpxab ecjycrbapf" is "urban dictionary" using the dvorak keyboard

by Synopore November 25, 2022