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meat cleats

A tire with great traction or tread.
When your diggin, all in, full throttle, balls too the wall you need the best tire for movement. "With them Meaty cleats and no fucks given you can make it through any mud hole son. God bless them meat cleats"
by Meatmannomeat October 26, 2017
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meats

Noun. Derived from the words 'man' and 'seats'.

The seating area often found tactically placed outside the women's fitting rooms in clothes stores for the convenience of the poor men who have to sit and wait whilst their partners do whatever they do in those changing rooms - probably activities such as playing chess, solving world hunger or finding the next prime number, given the amount of time they spend in there.
Man: Excuse me, where are the meats?
Assistant: Sorry sir, we don't have those facilities.

*Drags wife out of shop*
by scottyj27 March 28, 2015
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meat processor

I hooked up with Jill last night. Every guy gets a turn inside that meat processor.
by P1624 April 28, 2023
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Hanging Albanian Meat

Showing one’s penis, particularly an older gentleman.
I walked into the locker room and old dude in the corner was definitely hanging Albanian meat.
by Bob lablah March 10, 2021
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Dead Meat

The penis on a man that has been transplanted from an organ donor for the purpose of sexual enhancement.
"Oh my God, I don't remember you cock being so big." " Yea, I got me some Dead Meat..now you are to".
by Funguy68 May 3, 2023
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Meat Pie

A Buff homosexual male who looks like or has an obscene obsession of receiving cumshots through their anal cavity.
"Damn watch that meat pie walks that ass"
by Qwords for Queers July 18, 2024
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meat jet

Guy 1: Hey remember Rebecca what happened to her br
Guy 2: I meat jetted her ass bro
by Zander x player December 18, 2017
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