spack daddy

A dad who beats you with a pack of cigarettes

John: Hey, get on Skype.
Burphy: No, my Spack Daddy is giving me some shit with his packs right now.
John: Damn.. You didn't know?
Burphy: Nah man. Fuck you

by Ass fuvker April 12, 2016

Daddy

He don’t know but I be calling him daddy in my head

That’s daddy or sum

by Littyyyyy January 4, 2022

Stassy Daddy

When someone couldn't be more of a daddy figure.

Godspeed: Please be my stassy daddy.
Stassy Daddy: Sure thing, son. You are my favorite afterall.

by TheRealAlien June 4, 2022

Pimp daddy

Luke

Yesterday I was walking by pimp daddy's house and he came out and hit me with his pimp stick and them I got layed.

by Go eat a.... September 28, 2021

NoMac Daddy

The opposite of a Mac Daddy.

Look at this NoMac Daddy dancin his way to never gonna happen land

by LadyMacMeGot May 1, 2019

bionic daddy

When I man is so erect, he commits cultural genocide.

Jacob you can't be my bionic daddy, said Charlotte, your dick is too small!

by XXXdaddy6969 April 11, 2017

daddy

imma fuck him so hard imma bust everywhere

OH DADDYYYY

by ohhhh daddy!!!! May 28, 2024