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James Bond

The act of sliding ones penis into a women wherever one pleases in a quick very unoticable fashion.
"Yo bro my girlfriend was wearing spanks and laying down and I could see her pussy. Thought about giving her the ole James Bonds."

"I wanna James Bond the fuck out of that girls pussy."

"I was fuckin my girl and then I james bonded into her ass real quick."
by James Barley December 25, 2013
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James

Is a fucking dumbass who can't keep relationships and has a shit stain on his forehead
James fuck you
by BMW5705 March 10, 2022
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Uncommon James

The surprise and very UNCOMMON feeling of having James' tongue in one's butthole.
Oh boy, when I laid down on my stomach, I felt something weird. Felt like a good ole Uncommon James. Wasn't expecting that!
by Crab eating Fool at School January 25, 2021
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Saints Philip and James

You ever been to a school where you feel uncomfortable reading a book about the south into being peer pressured into saying the n-word, that's SSPJ. You ever been to a school where you want to waste your money on shitty cafeteria food and low quality pizza from a random pizza joint that no one has heard of, that's SSPJ. You ever feel like you will be smote by a teacher in the middle school hall? That's SSPJ. Word of advice, don't waste your precious childhood going to the school, or go if you feel like becoming a band kid and going to BSHS.
Friend: Hey how is Saints Philip and James?
You: My teacher got mad at my when I didn't want to say the N-word.
by GreenBaseballHat August 14, 2021
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James Irving

A James Irving is a boy who is extremely bad at Fortnite and is obsessed with anime girls and has a expansive One Piece body pillow collection
That James Irving is apologizing to his Nami Body pillow because he lost 1000 Fortnite matches in a row and will probably have his Nami milk flavored iced tea later to cheer him up
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James Charles

by Ouh, Chile anyways November 5, 2020
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James Flanko

Blue: "Where is orange, we're on site!?"
Green: "dw, he's James Flanko."
Orange: *Nowhere to be found*
by KXN September 14, 2023
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