Making my meat ready

When a female arouses a man to erection with or without her knowledge.

Oih, Bravs! I just wanted to go home for a fish finger sandwhich but she starting "making my meat ready".

by pipemaster447 April 29, 2011

Meat tap

To hit someone (or something) with your meaty cock.

"I'm going to Meat tap Alex!"

by Meat tap champ February 27, 2024

Meat tap

To hit one with the meaty part of your cock.

"Albert, I'm gonna Meat tap Alex."

by Meat tap champ February 27, 2024

Dead Booty Meat Cheese

When something is so serious. As in life or death situations that they need a phrase to reflect it. Also can be used in songs.

Dead booty meat cheese that girl wanted the ferocious ahh dih.

by Camgorge February 9, 2025

Meat Pig

A term in the oilfield used to describe plowing someone from behind. Also used in Central America to describe running your meat stick into someone's ham wallet.

As soon as I got off the rig I gave my ol lady that meat pig.

by HogNdog October 9, 2023

Meat Pie

A Buff homosexual male who looks like or has an obscene obsession of receiving cumshots through their anal cavity.

"Damn watch that meat pie walks that ass"

by Qwords for Queers July 18, 2024

meat jet

When you fuck someone into oblivion

Guy 1: Hey remember Rebecca what happened to her br
Guy 2: I meat jetted her ass bro

by Zander x player December 18, 2017