Utilitarian Guy

rejection of material girl, striving for to be like the of
only using what is needed

I'm a utilitarian guy

by tearbrush July 24, 2022

The Family Guy

The man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry.

It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV

But where are those good old-fashioned values...

On which we used to rely?!

Lucky there's the family guy!
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us...

Laugh and cry!

He's our Family Guy!

by EpicGamerJues78 March 28, 2023

Cereal Guy

A based Chad who is so cool and AWESOME. The most epic cringelord around

Isn't Cereal Guy so awesome?

by Cool Chad Based November 19, 2020

rise guy

That one guy at your university who you’re too scared to talk to. Even when your friends tell you to shoot your shot, you don’t.

Friend: “hey isn’t that rise guy? Go talk to him”

You: “No but thank you”

by Pepe el pollo September 5, 2021

Has been sexiest guy/girl

Someone who was a rock star or something similar in the 80s but is no longer in style.

People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.

Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody knows that motherfucker.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

5 Neat Guys

5 singers made popular in the '50s who sang the following: Let's Have A Party In My Rec Room, Who Made The Egg Salad Sandwiches, Patsy Has The Largest Breasts In Town, I'm The Goof In The Classroom, She Does It, etc...

You Have The New 5 NEAT GUYS album

by Patsy's Big Breasts August 14, 2023

Guy 4

Guy 4 is unknown, I dare you to try and find Guy 4 somewhere else than here

Guy 1 : Jesus do you see that donkey?
Guy 2 : That's a horse you idiot
Guy 3 : That's actually a mule you morons

Guy 4 : What the fuck. That's a giraffe you mental runt of the litter, good-for-nothing bowling ball brains.

by whyiseverythinginspanish February 12, 2022