Simp

Brendon towards any girl that will show him an ounce of attention in exchange for his small bank account.

Brendon was a Simp for all of 2019 but we won’t touch on that.

by TL516 May 30, 2021

simp

When a person puts relationships before friendships.

“Yo Melissa is such a simp towards though boys”

by Yournanstoenails April 19, 2020

Simp

S, to the I, to the M, to the P

SIMP!

by Klojhgfcvbn March 22, 2022

simp

hannah

bro what does simp mean? it means hannah.

by hannahdianna November 15, 2021

simp

Simply put, Abide.

Abide is such a simp

by Lightswitch2159 March 8, 2022

Simp's Law

Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.

"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius

by mistahroga May 9, 2020

Simp

Saxon royale

Luca:“Saxon stop being such a simp”

Rhys:”Don’t worry he always is a simp.”

Luca:“Saxon stop being such a simp”

Rhys:”Don’t worry he always is a simp especially for Molly”

by I hate simps September 13, 2022