poop delay

When someone is late because they (or someone they're traveling with) takes an excessively long poop, therefore causing a delay in the plans.
Sorry we're late to the poetry reading, we were set back about 20 minutes due to my husband's poop delay.
by The mad shatter July 09, 2019
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Poop Ratchet

Self descriptive 😉
by S to the Andrew June 02, 2020
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The Baby Poops

When you just don’t know what the fuck going on and you doing random shit. You can’t function properly because you’re all kinds of fucked up.
Carl: Aye you did you see bob last night, he was totally lost.

Steve: Yea, he had the baby poops not gonna lie.
by MurdaBoy March 12, 2019
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poop shoot

shove it up your poop shoot
by MrShovelz March 03, 2024
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Poop ouch

Poop ouch/poo ouch. It could mean either the character Mr Peabody/ Mr pea baba, or the feeling of having to take a shit when your stomach hurts or a shit that hurts to take.
I am experiencing severe poop ouch.”

Or

“Look, it’s poop ouch!”
by whimsicalflyingfish June 12, 2025
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Poop circle

An act of eating little penu in a white van off of the carribian. Sometimes ty will go to sleep with his wife Tanya and see a group of slaves shitting in a circle, this is when Japan has gay sex with slaves than forces them to poop in a circle. Tanya likes to watch ty joins in to have fun. He is gay
Poop circle: I love me
by Moneyismyname01 January 31, 2020
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Poop Acid

When I die, I hope it is in poop acid
by Loinut August 05, 2020
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