Nash's 3 laws of life

1) You can have a beer wherever you like

2) You can have a spliff wherever you like

3) You can have a line wherever you like

If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off

"Hey man you were right! I started living by Nash's 3 laws of life just last week and now I've applied for a new job, I'm out of debts and life is amazing."

"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"

by DGdon May 14, 2019

No lifing it

Those who people Pokemon go all day everyday since the game came out

Should I use one of these stones to upgrade magmas

Do u know how to get ice Eevee and the leaf Eevee

I gotta use your hack

I play Pokémon go everyday

Those who play people Pokémon go and don’t have a life are called no lifing it

by The truth31 May 17, 2019

Life

Something that can rarely be found in humanity.

Why are you always looking for internet slangs? Go get a life!

by PotatoWithADictionary May 18, 2019

life high five

When you and a friend from your past, get together after a big hiatus, and realize that you both have been living your best lives, and now they finally intersect. Who needs real high fives, when your lives can high five themselves!?

Josh: This is crazy. We both own houses, have killer jobs we love, we spend every weekend on the water, and we basically have been killing it! So glad we are hanging out again!

Brittany: Duh. Life high five!

by levinlaw September 15, 2019

Life DJ

A LOWLIFE who decides that what they are listening to on their cellphone is that awesome they need to blare it with no headphones in a public place for everyone to hear.These DJs are self absorbed/narcissistic/attention seeking scum with low self esteem or they would release that if we wanted to hear music we would play music with headphones on/in.
Or
You are trying to live your LIFE and someone decides to play music very loud in a public place from a cellphone/device with no headphones on.

"Oh cool another life DJ playing shit music...Awesome!!!"

by HalfBaggedBilly September 16, 2019

no life

1.when you dont listen to music
2.school
3.gamers
4.cheerleaders
5.dancers

if youre a cheerleader you have no life.

by bby_gurl;))))))));))) September 17, 2019

Life

Death. I don't know what else to tell you, man (or woman we don't judge). Unless you're immortal or some kind of god, you and everyone and every living thing you know is alive just to die.

"How's life?"
Death.
"Oh. That's deep."

by BoredSquad September 26, 2019