Starved Rock Country

The name of general marketing strategy geared toward the disassociation of Private Businesses, Public Works, and Local events/areas of some historical importance from the more well known regional title “The Illinois Valley” or “The IV” to its aforementioned name. Stemming from its association in some objective proximity with Starved Rock State Park. Said strategy noted to be very unfavorable with locals, promoted mostly by ineffectual business owners and small town pseudo-celebrities on social media platforms.

“Hey I can’t find Starved Rock Country on map, are you sure that’s what it’s called?”

by Goobergobbler December 9, 2023

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snizzerdoodle-pop-rock

1) (adj/adv) a person who is very sneezy.
2) (n) a rock and roll cookie, much like a snickerdoodle but better.
3) (n) a variation of the game ookie cookie.
4) a snickerdoodle with pop rocks on top.

1) Tim is very snizzerdoodle-pop-rock today.
2) Hey, dude! Pass me a snizzerdoodle-pop-rock! Quit bogarting the snizzerdoodle-pop-rock!
3) a) get a snickerdoodle.
b) put on some Dragonforce.
c) gather sexually frustrated guys.
d) last person to spooge on cookie must eat the snizzerdoodle-pop-rock.
4) these snizzerdoodle-pop-rocks are amazing!

by DaRoostah August 4, 2008

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Rock-Rolled

Rick Rolling, but instead of Never gonna give you up, it's the rocks part in face off

Person 1: Sends a link to person 2
Person 2: opens the link
"It's about drive, it's about power"
Person 1: You just got rock-rolled

by Default jesus December 25, 2021

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crassic rock

Rock music of any subcategory that is either offensive to listen to or is simply terrible

Nickleback is the most garbage crassic rock to ever play on the radio.

by Jonidcrushfire August 1, 2018

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Rock

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by Rock Rock Rock Rock Rock Rock July 20, 2022

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school of rocking

to make the graceful transition between playing the classical version of an instrument to the cool, hip version of that instrument.

friend 1: isn’t that Timmy from the marching band playing drums in the nirvana cover band at our 8th grade talent show which is where we are right now?

friend 2: yeah, he’s totally school of rocking it

by hippityhop3000 February 8, 2020

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