Approaching Doom Syndrome

When you get a chill down your spine and the feeling that someone is about to get you. 50% of the time this means you are about to get the shit kicked out of you.

“What is this Santa Claus person, and how do I find him?”
"why?"
"Im going to kill him."

Somewhere on earth, Saint Nicolas shivered from sudden Approaching Doom Syndrome

by Varigos Dourden January 8, 2009

Poser's spark syndrome

a person who poses as many different faces. One day they could be a Nazi, the next day a wanna-be gangbanger. The could be emo but sorta "spark" up to be a Prep.
This is known as Poser's spark syndrome.

Man, he's so lost. He doesn't know who he is anymore. Yesterday he wanted all the Jews dead, today he's got a bandanna andd sagging pants.

Yep. He's got Poser's spark syndrome.

by Down Wit Clown April 11, 2009

empty catbox syndrome

Combination of "empty nest syndrome" and "catbox," describing the empty feeling when, for whatever reason, you no longer have a cat (and the accompanying turds in the catbox) to take care of.

Fluffy left for college. I'm suffering from empty catbox syndrome.

by Ae5Ea8 March 29, 2015

Sniveling Anus Syndrome

A very uncommon syndrome acquired from constant and rigorous wiping of the asshole. Most common symptoms include (but are not limited to): bleeding from the anus, discomfort when sitting down, a little voice coming from your rear end telling you to eat more Chipotle, and uncontrollable desire to dress and act like Joseph Gordon-Levitt did in 500 Days of Summer.

Me: I just can't stop bleeding from my asshole doc.

Doc: Have you been watching 500 Days of Summer?

Me:...What if I have?

Doc: I'm afraid that you have Sniveling Anus Syndrome.

by neutrogina October 9, 2016

Bowel Nigga Syndrome

To have Bowel Nigga Syndrome, you must be born into a nigga household with birth defects.

“Look at this nigga ovah here. He must have Bowel Nigga Syndrome with his ugly ass.”

by The elusive sand nigga April 7, 2020

1 o'clock syndrome

1 o'clock syndrome is when a person stays up on their laptop later than one o'clock just looking at funny pictures and having random discussions on Facebook. As the subject's condition progresses headaches, upset stomachs and even paranoia may occur. In the final stages of 1 o'clock syndrome the subject will become extremely bored, too tired to do much yet not tired enough to go to sleep and will resort to watching My little Pony friendship is magic for two or more hours however the subject will reject being a brony.

"You sleep well last night?"
"Nah I had mega 1 o'clock syndrome."
"How so?"
"I thought demons accompanied by Dracula were stalking me and I ended up watching seven episodes of my little pony to pass the time."
"Lol I didn't know you were a brony."
"F*ck you I ain't no brony."

by Rainbowdash<3!!!!!! September 15, 2012

Lone Paps Syndrome

When a person believes he is cool and surrounded by uncool cats. He prefers to hang around in his house talking about imaginary adventures that cool people would have. He cannot bear to hang out with real people and realize that he is uncool so he spends his days in solitary confinement. Normally they do not have any friends because they never seem to find someone as cool as them.

Andres: Alan let's go to the club with your friends

Alan: No, I hate going to the club with all my lame friends to meet ugly girls, I'm way better than everyone else. I would rather hang out with myself talking about how cool i am

Andres: you have lone paps syndrome, ill go hangout with real people instead

by crhsgsjsksl12 July 30, 2011