top off my hot top with a Popov buttchug

a metaphorical expression used by those who prefer cheap, locally distilled vodka to be administered rectally.

omar: hey grant, how was layin' the pipe bro?

grant: nah, today we were layin' hot top. speaking of which, i see the Popov bottle in your hand- why don't you top off my hot top with a Popov buttchug!

omar: will do! get the funnel.

by caldwells November 8, 2012

Plonked off

Fall asleep all of a sudden and sleep like you haven't slept in 10 days

Katrina: Hey Becky, what happened to you last week?
Becky: Oh I plonked off for a week while I was talking to you. The cops woke me up when the neighbors complained about a foul stench coming from my apartment.

Katrina: Fuck, you bitch!

by gandalforever2008 June 4, 2013

Whop off

Masturbate (UK/Australian regional variant of 'whack off')

"Jesus Christ, I just saw a homeless guy whop off on the bus"

by Lieutenant LT Smash July 25, 2013

pull off a coulson

Originates from the Avengers movie and related fandoms.
It means a fandom ignores a character's death and pretends he's still alive until the character is resurrected in canon.

The supernatural fandom managed to pull off a coulson, and now Gabriel's alive again.

by lalalululala October 2, 2013

draking off

Masturbating while in a relationship.

"My girlfriend told me to stop draking off"

by Mirdad October 24, 2013

assin' off

Running off somewhere, on a whim or in a fit of rage without thinking of the consequences of ones actions for doing so.

"You should've thought about that before you went assin' off down there and got yourself into trouble"

by Nurserachel98 November 27, 2013

egg off

Slang used for a males masturbation, because an egg is hard with a liquid inside.

'I spent the night in my room so I could egg off'

by SecretlyHarryStyles January 15, 2014