by Joe M. January 19, 2004
A person who deliberately under dresses for occasions so they can get close to men who already have spouses/girlfriends. The outfit is usually a t-shirt and jeans but can differ depending on the setting. In the workplace it can be the gray skirt suit set while at the PTA it can be the floral muumuu.
"Look at that muumuu wearing t-shirt hoe that is up on Carol's man again. He's married beyottch!"
"Hey Ms. t-shirt hoe! I can see you pushing up your boobs on my man again, get a bigger t-shirt next time."
"Hey Ms. t-shirt hoe! I can see you pushing up your boobs on my man again, get a bigger t-shirt next time."
When the kid, who's usually quiet and subdued rises up and burns the hell out of someone and no one sees it coming. Usually followed by a shocked silence, and a whispered, "Harsh, bro, harsh"
Onlooker 1: Dude, did you just hear that?
Onlooker 2: Yeah, man he just T-scorched the hell outta that kid.
Onlooker 1: Man, that was harsh.
Onlooker 2: Yeah, man he just T-scorched the hell outta that kid.
Onlooker 1: Man, that was harsh.
by Scorcha101 November 12, 2010
Usually a Texas T-Shirt is given to a female with a flat chest. A male or female must take a shit on her chest and then mold the shit into breasts. This practice is mainly found in South America.
by TitsMcGee6969 November 13, 2010
1. The act of a man giving himself a pearl necklace and then proceeding to rub it into his torso on all areas that a t-shirt would cover. Preferably the man would be wearing only a fanny pack while this is happening but is not necessary.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.
Girl 1:I'm so jealous of my boyfriends skin! It's almost like his upper arms and torso just glow!
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz
by gertrude07 August 26, 2014
when you have a dildo up your asshole and not vagina. this is often used when lap dancing a older gentleman who can’t get it up again.
i have such a t-rex stand
by nicki_minaj_fan May 16, 2025