Co-Pay King

A man who pays just enough to avoid the
"freeloader" label, but expects 5-star domestic service in return. He's your partner in bills, but a
full-time dependent in vibes. Often spotted reclining with a game controller while asking,
"What's for dinner?"

"Girl, he Venmo'd $650 for half the rent and wants steak, sex, and admiration. That's a Co-Pay King."

by CCastillo April 22, 2025

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draft kings

they are so desperate for users

draft kings suck. use caesar’s rewards

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 18, 2024

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King Elijah

Kind, humble and a gamer. You're too humble though, I wish you'll meet someone that'll bring out the best version of you. Be more confident and yeah hahahahhahahah...

Find yourself a King Elijah. Ahhaha

by -C10H15N- November 24, 2021

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King/Prince Chaos

When you express to friends about your lack of a sex life so they perform a eulogy to lay your sex life to rest. The Prince part comes in when they end up Pullin a Danny. Then a eulogy is performed for your dream sex life as well shortly after.

A King/Prince Chaos was performed due to my disappointing and non-existent sex life.

by Pulling a Danny April 1, 2023

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