by Mrgnar October 9, 2016
Get the bro towmug. A "Captain Bro" is a term used for an Airline Pilot Captain who's super chill in the cockpit and out. He's layed back and enjoys a good craft beer a good time and never gets excited about anything. His co-pilots marvel at his airmenship skills and the amount of "fucks" he doesn't give. He uses the word "fuck or bro" like its a comma. When he's not ripping across the sky at 500mph he's a beach bum at heart. Hes fit, tan and just got back from 3 weeks in Tahiti. Don't leave him alone with your wife or gf because he'll hit on her and blame it on you. When he walks through the airport women want him and men want to be him. The airline industry desperately needs more "Captain Bros" bro!
Last night Captain Bro and I went out for drinks and next thing I knew we were at the titty bar slamming shots and double fisting beers. Today he said he thinks he lost his pinky ring messing around with that strippers C-section scar. I told him don't do it but he's a captain bro he doesn't give a FUCK!
by Skyking007 October 12, 2015
Get the captain bromug. by Kirby fucin guard March 22, 2021
Get the bro?mug. She is almost normal she's usually spacing out and picking her tush she's nice to be around because she can't really communicate in fact she's so slow it actually seems she's going backwards
by anonymous April 9, 2022
Get the Abby bromug. “Bro.😐
by Brooklynn 🙄 October 10, 2021
Get the Bro.mug. Typically used while describing someone who is a pussy/flopped in the game of basketball and could be used to describe someone who thinks he’s better then he is
by Frank Sinatra at gmail dot com September 22, 2022
Get the Bro is James hardenmug. by BrothaBear July 19, 2019
Get the Bro Eggsmug.