Phantom Poop

when after anal sex, one feels the sensation of having to poop when they do not have to poop.

do you really have to poop, or is it just phantom poop.

by sirshitsalot96 February 27, 2021

Poop Jar

A secondary way of hiding/storing your poopy from your mom. Usually stored under a bed.

- So did you make the poop sock?
- No.
- Where is it then?
- In a jar, a Poop Jar
- Nice.

by Mr. Breast June 3, 2023

poop shootin boogie

When you make a fast break to the bathroom but you are afraid to take full steps so you just kind of hurry-shuffle your way there hoping for the best... Were talking like so bad you dont even know if your going to make it and you ll plow anything that stands in your way faster then your mom on a friday night.

"That guy waddled by me so fast he almost knocked me down!"
"He must be doin the poop shootin boogie to the bathroom."

by TheVillain420 February 18, 2021

poop

the feces coming from ones anus

this poop salad is rich

by bungole bob January 26, 2022

Poop

Shit aka the stuff that comes out when you sit on the toilet and push, or when your constipated you have that stuck in your butt

Oh no I took a large poop in my washing machine

by Your good pseudonym September 5, 2021

poop

a stinky brown oieey gooey turid

who's stinky poop is that

by jooonnnnyy April 12, 2020

poop you

when u cant say the nono f bomb word say u resort to talking about shit

poopoo peepee funny

poop you you idiot

what the poop

i dont give a poop

stpu

by synonym!? March 16, 2022