by this isn't my normal user name February 26, 2009
Get the bro-homug. A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025
Get the Brown Belt Bromug. Have you ever seen the UK/Australian version of these? The red writing in multiple languages with a black background and the only thing you can hear is the static from your telly. Terrifying isn't it?
by UltimateDoge April 21, 2024
Get the Warner Bros FBI Warningmug. A cocktail influencer on social media who passes off other people’s recipes as their own and thinks they have cringey amounts of sex appeal when in fact they come across as a douche.
by @Coventrycocktails June 6, 2024
Get the COCKTAIL BROmug. A subsection of an incel movement called MGTOW, (Men go their own way). The passport bro version are men who still want marriage, but only on their own terms. The MGTOW movement is a cesspool of insecure and uneducated men that "reject marriage", meaning they cant get women and cope using this "movement". Its also usually a shared space with white supremacists and other forms of incel groups. Anyways.. as I stated earlier the passport bro shares the same values but argue that they are owed a traditional wife. This is usually a result of countless rejections from women who see these valueless incels for what they are. The method then usually comes in the form of travelling to poor foreign countries and taking advantage of young and usually desperate women. They do this to feel some sort of self worth and power since they don't get any of that in their normal life. Any man worth his salt sees what they actually are, lonely and weak losers..
Person 1: I'm a pathetic loser that can't get women :(.. What ever should i do?!
Person 2: Hey, you should become a "Passport bros" and pray on desperate and poor women!!
Person 1: That sounds like GREAT IDEA! I'm definitely going to do that! My dick is also small btw!
Person 2: Hey, you should become a "Passport bros" and pray on desperate and poor women!!
Person 1: That sounds like GREAT IDEA! I'm definitely going to do that! My dick is also small btw!
by :^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^) February 14, 2024
Get the Passport brosmug. by pee675894320573956678954895 February 22, 2022
Get the sno bromug. Pedophile: Dude, have you played Persona 5? It's my favorite game.
Contributer to society: ew, talk to me after you get bitches from playing Jack Bros.
Contributer to society: ew, talk to me after you get bitches from playing Jack Bros.
by Garfeldi April 24, 2022
Get the jack brosmug.