Goldfish Moment™

A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking they're really funny.

May's having another Goldfish Moment™ again for fucks sake.

by NothingButPyro January 4, 2024

Quantitative Momentum Strategy

Quantitative Momentum is an investment strategy which selects for investment the stocks whose price appreciated the most during a period. "Buy High, Sell Higher"

This trading algorithm is based on the "quantitative momentum strategy"

by Truggleguy January 18, 2024

Vacuum Moments

Moments when you realize why you love someone.

Vacuum moments are when Josh vacuums the RV because Carly is sneezing because of Eboni's dog hair.

by tourguidebarbie April 29, 2025

Hype moments and aura

When media has exciting action and characters with aura, but the actual writing is ok at best. Most commonly used to describe certain anime.

Person 1: "Is this anime any good? I'm thinking of getting into it."

Person 2: "It's pretty much just hype moments and aura, don't expect any complex writing."

by dashy99993 September 3, 2025

Fist Pump Momentum

The force of physics enacted upon ones arm after fist pumping for an extended period of time that causes one to continue fist pumping for a long period of time after. Can last anywhere from hours to days depending on the severity of the fist pump.

Artur: Why are you still fist pumping, its been days since that party ended.
Joe: Can't bro, I've got fist pump momentum.

by JoeBroFoSho September 19, 2011

canadian heritage moments

1. Polite term for suicide in Canada.
2. The time in the near future when all Canadians do what is right and kill themselves.

"yo there was a mass suicide in Toronto yesterday. Just another on of those Canadian heritage moments."

by c0ld5teel November 1, 2016

Conservation of momentum

The act of burping and farting at the same time.

*burps and farts at the same time*
"Nice demonstration of the conservation of momentum."

by Bucefalo Brexanensis October 3, 2018