Turbo Tits

The thought of so many tittys going through your head at an astronomical rate that you can't comprehend.

Friend 1: "hey dude... are you okay?"
Friend 2: "I just had an insane case of Turbo Tits"
Friend 1: "yeah...*looks down*...someone's happy"

by Pusywater March 17, 2023

tits on the balcony

When your boobs are SO close to a nip slip. Like they're literally spilling out of your top, defying all laws of physics to somehow stay in place.

"Holy shit, my boobs are literally spilling out of this corset top."

"What? As in tits on the balcony type spillage?"

"Yeah fr. I don't know how I haven't flashed anyone yet."

by CryptidKor4 March 19, 2023

Tingle Tits

When a woman is expecting, sometimes she will experience a tingling sensation in her breasts. Hence, the titties are tingly.

"If you touch my tingle tits one more time, I'll kick you in the peedoink."

by Battlecock Dickflapticka March 23, 2023

Wigger tits

A White woman with small breasts that cheat on their boyfriends/husbands with other men.

Michael: Sara want to cheat on her husband with a Black man.
Thomas: Yeah, I know. She got wigger tits.

by LinkxPeach March 25, 2023

Zit tits

Small, underdeveloped breast on an adult woman

Sometimes due to hormonal conditions womens breast don't fully develop and stay in the "buds stage"

Very small boobs resembling over-stuffer zits

"I always wear chicken cutlets in tights shirts otherwise you can see my zit tits"

"I'm saving for a boobs job, because of PCOS I have these zit tits"

by Embarrassedonlive March 28, 2025

Tits the Character

A character whose sole reason for existing is to do nothing but shake their unreasonably large tits for the audience to gaze at because the show has no another way of retaining viewer intrigue - usually the writer(s) will try and create artificial depth and/or give them some fuckoff sad backstory to make them feel like a natural part of the setting(or smth idk) but that's always overshadowed by the impossibly massive mammaries they somehow carry on their chests

'bro look at the size of her tits compared to the size of her contribution to the plot, she's defo a Tits the Character'

by The Almighty Cockmeister April 8, 2025

Tit baby

Extremely clingy/childlike, can be used similar to Mama's boy but is also used to describe some animals.

My dog is such a tit baby never leaves me alone.

by Timber Tim April 22, 2025