shit i farted

2. An exclamation declaring to someone that one has accidentally farted gas, or farted shit.
1. A phrase used to refer to something that came out your asshole by accident, either literally, or figuratively.

2. What's that smell?
-Oh shit i farted, sorry.

1a. Hey bro, wanna watch Oprah?
-I'd rather eat shit i farted.

1b. What's that she's wearing on her head?
-I dunno, looks like shit i farted

by fruitermelon January 16, 2010

fart bubble biter

Someone who bites your fart bubbles cut loose under water to get them full strength.

"You're so pervo I bet you're a fart bubble biter!!!!"

by TTMC August 06, 2008

8oz burger fart

8oz burger fart occurs when there is no toilet during a BBQ and end up shitting in a pair of burger buns (Safety buns)
Safety buns are held under the fart to catch the poo.

Gordon: "Eaten too much meat today Barry... i need a shit"
Barry: "The toilet is broken..... Here are some safety buns!"
Gordon: "I've just landed a 8oz burger fart"

by Tilly Tilly October 06, 2013

Bully-fart bag

a bag in which a coal sample is put in, but instead of having coal in there you take it and put it up to your ass and fart. then you take it and put it in someone's face and ask them if they know the bully-fart man.

Man alive! that was the sickest bully-fart bag i ever smelt!

by Broagan Lee Goertz June 25, 2006

Fart pipe

pipe used to get smell out bathroom drain

it smells in the bathroom fartpipe must be cloged

by tonyrichjosh October 25, 2003

Fart In A Bread Bag

Simply farting in bread bags if you happen to work in the bakery.

My uncle used to fart in a bread bag back in the day at the old bakery

by Government Flu October 27, 2009

Brazilian Fart Fuck

A sexual act, usually performed by lesbians, where one farts as the other chomps widly in an attempt to "eat" the gas.

"Courtney, get down, im going to Brazilian fart fuck you so hard."

"Dude, i saw this insane video of a brazilian fart fuck"
"whats that?"
"Oh its fucked..."

by C32 April 15, 2009