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Rocked Cock

a cock (penis) that has been hit by a blunt, brute object, such as a rock.
"Son of a bitch! That fucking can of beans made my cock a Rocked Cock."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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rock

boy : are you a rock ?
girl : yes
boy : OMG LET'S MARRY!
girl: YES!!!
by G0LD3N0 September 22, 2019
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rock toast

>adj<
1. the event, situation, or performance is very good and very pleasing
2. an individual that is outstanding in some way, or has possibly taken action that is outstanding

“Rock” is referring to “that rocks!”, which means a good or pleasing event, situation, or performance. “Toast” refers to the result of defeating odds or accomplishing a goal, also sometimes as the intended, confident positive result of a goal. An example of this meaning is used in Ghostbusters, “This chick is toast!”, meaning “We will very successful in defeating this woman”, so much, in fact, her existence itself would be as dry and crumbly as toast. In combination, then, the ‘rock’ part is used as the praise and degree of the skill involved in the “toast”, the successful result of the endeavor.
"Finally got my high speed internet set up at the new place!"

"Rock Toast!"
by Violet Chaos March 13, 2009
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The "ROCK"

RIP Stack Bundles, The illest rapper from the "Rock"
by pornstar1 January 11, 2018
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old town rock and roll

Old town rock and roll means:

Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by m'self
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll
Don't try to take me to a Disco
You'll never even get me out on the floor
In 10 minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock and roll
Still like that old time rock and roll
The kinda music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock and roll
Won't go to hear 'em play a Tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only one sure way to get me to go
Start playin' old time rock and roll
Call me a relic call me what'cha will
Say I'm old fashioned say I'm over the hill
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll
Still like that old time rock and roll
by Yippee kayak other bucket February 15, 2020
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Rock Slide

Sticking a stone into your foreskin before beating your meat with 2 stones until it explodes.
Ow! Oh shit that almost hurt as bad as a rock slide.
by aislopisfunny December 11, 2024
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rock in your sock

When you're sat there jerkin and it just doesn't cum.
Demetrius: "Hey bro, you were in my bathroom for a while, the fuck were you doing in there?!"
Alejandro: "Sorry dude, I just sat there with a rock in my sock."
Demetrius: "Probably a good thing you had a rock in your sock since it's my fucking bathroom you bitch!"
Alejandro: "Nah man it's cool, I splooged in there last week!"
by Rock in your sock December 14, 2015
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