premature poop

when you're not ready to poop yet, but you do it anyway. often painful and/or hard to pass

Friend 1: How was your poop?
Friend 2. Not great -- it was a premature poop for sure. I should have waited longer to pass this stool.

by pooperforlife August 31, 2016

i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-

Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.

by cat hotdog June 15, 2021

vedangi poop

its a form of poop that is filled with an abnormal amount of bacteria.

Sudeep, I Wouldn't recommend you to eat vedangi poop, but you do it anyways.

by asdasdasdngna123 November 24, 2025

poop monday

When you eat poop on a nice Monday morning.

“Today is poop Monday! We will have shit for breakfast.”

by miilflover101 January 12, 2021

poop shelf

A questionable invention by the Dutch that is morally and reprehensibly wrong on all levels.

I heard eva owns a poop shelf! what a loser!

by salami! February 2, 2024

Polar Poops

When you mix a great polar pop at circle k and it gives you the shits.

Jim mustve made a really good polar pop, he's got the polar poops!

by BrinaBaby💕 June 2, 2021

Pooped on

Not literally being pooped on but destroyed in a fight or an argument

That dooode got pooped on

by Mulkey J January 11, 2019