Jerking off with the non-dominant hand

V. To engage in the sexual act of "jerking off" with the hand that was not intended, by God, for that purpose.

Linked in case studies to the acquisition of carpal tunnel by exposing your "wanker" to odd angles of hand movement.

See also: Awkward masturbation techniques.
See also: The ouewwwwww face.

Andrew, upon getting home from school Wednesday, attempted to shag his dog with his left hand, which he had never used before. Having missed out on years of practiced stroking, the left hand was inconsistent, uncooperative, and altogether an awkward and unfortunate choice. Andrew has decided that there will be no more jerking off with the non-dominant hand ever again.

by Gee Twat December 30, 2009

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sexied off

to pass by with very sexy actions or noises.

Damn! A turbo-ed e30 just passed by, blow off valved, and sexied off!

by eddie ramos November 15, 2006

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Topping off the crockpot

Getting stewed; Getting stewie; Getting drunk/drinking.

Hey what are you up to tonight?
Not much just Topping off the crockpot trying to find a party.

by Swat Team May 12, 2007

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cooking off

exploding, blowing up

He described the propane tanks cooking off during the fire as sounding like bombs exploding.

by stilllovesfilm November 10, 2007

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knuckle-off

The act of ejaculation or masturbation. Rooted from the trifecta of knuckles that surrounds the end of a penis during masturbation.

"Hey man I'll be over in like 5. Just gotta go knuckle-off a few."

"That girl was such a tease, but whatever. I'll just knuckle-off a few when I get home."

by AK!!! November 14, 2007

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