National Calm Yourself Day

A day for butthurt females who think all guys do is objectify them

Calm your titties its National calm yourself day!

by Justimeyer April 6, 2017

National Munch Day

National munch day is a day for all the munches. The men that would do anything for that one girl. The man that that woman likes so dearly.

“Yo Zack you know it’s national munch day?” -Kusa
“Bro I had no idea we need to tell lucas, he’s so down bad for you know who”-Zack

by love that sis October 3, 2023

National Head Day

On March 13 is national give head day, meaning you can ask anybody for head even if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

It’s national head day, get down and start sucking.

by KatoWmKiSt March 13, 2022

National geebag day

9th of July is a day of celebration for all the geebags out there

Peter:do ye know what you are
Suzanna:what am I
Peter:a right geebag

Suzanna:oh my goodness

Peter:happy national geebag day

by Kavanator July 8, 2022

National Shannon Day

Grab any person that is named Shannon and bully them because they are calling one of their friends swaizy

Hi, it's National Shannon Day

by wiggly Penguin March 8, 2023

National no hat day

Boys and girls this one is for you. Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend that just wears hats all the time and it’s annoying? Well this is their week to shine. No hat day is october 30th

Bryan did you know that it’s national no hat day?

No way, i can’t wear a hat today:(

by Ttzig October 27, 2019

Alien's National day

We celebrate the aliens national day on the 7 of August. We wcelbrate this day because they haven't taken over our globe. They don't like cheese, they actually hate that shit.

Oh, Today it is the Alien's National day!

by glizzzzygobbler February 28, 2022