rock

Someone who is incomprehensibly stupid. A more derogatory term for idiot or dumbass.

"Apparently that kid Chris has a 2.0 GPA."

"I'm not surprised, that kid's a fucking rock."

by Mitcherade June 6, 2018

D-rock

When a friend says they want to hangout with you, but then ignores you, and doesn't hang out.

Jim:"Did Derek text you back, when he was going to head over?"
Jerry:"No, I think he's pulling a D-rock tonight..."

by FuckingShitFaceCum August 13, 2017

rock paper scissors

A game I play with my reflection every day.

Rock paper scissors... Yes, I win!!!!

by Lonely, July 22, 2022

The Rock

ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR PUT IN THE WORK PUT IN THE HOURS AND TAKE WHATS HOURS BLACK AND SAMOAN IN MY VEINS MY CULTURES BANGING WITH STRANGE I CHANGED THE GAME SO WHATS MY MOTHER FUCKING NAME

When you sing face off by The Rock.

by chiwiisepic January 27, 2022

Slacker Rock

A genre of music that emerged in the 80’s as a noisy, lo-fi, and raw form of Indie Rock. Slacker Rock music is commonly (but not always) very raw, lo-fi, and relatable. Slacker Rock music has since had a comeback with artists such as Alex G and Duster becoming pretty popular.

“Hey bro what kind of music do you listen to?”
“Since my girlfriend broke up with me, mostly Slacker Rock.”
“Same man, Duster is so gas.”

by abrahamham August 30, 2024

Abercrombie rock

American popular music from the late '90s that was featured in Abercrombie & Fitch clothing ads or sounds like it. When you hear it, you instantly picture preppie kids in pre-worn khaki shorts and revealing shirts playing volleyball on a beach or driving in open-top Jeeps on perfect sunny summer days without a care in the world.

"The Gin Blossoms are my favorite Abercrombie Rock band."

by jayastan March 23, 2021

Rock Climbing

The sport of trying to find the easiest way to do the hardest thing possible. It involves getting really drunk on Mountain Dew, followed by shitting your pants so hard that you can hear the colour 94.

Greg: I like rock climbing!
Satan: I fear your power.

by professional_anus_tickler May 10, 2023