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Sex god

girl1:mustansir is a sex god

girl: i swear to god he is amazing
by bruhfckthis March 9, 2022
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Drowned Gods

the name literally nobody fucking uses for deepwoken
"hey wanna hop on drowned gods" "no nigga who the fuck calls it drowned gods"
by Nexuss 80085 March 22, 2022
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Good Morning and God Bless

When You're taking a morning shit whilst eating breaking and drinking a coffee to loosen the bowels.
"Why are you taking so long in the bathroom? I gotta pee."
"Sorry Mom, i'm just having a quick good morning and god bless won't be long."
by Zexan May 23, 2018
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God Emperor Mao

God Emperor Mao is the most powerful person in the universe. With his god like powers an physique, he can decrees or increase your social credits faster then the speed of light.
I just got a call from God Emperor Mao, you will have your balls chopped off in five days
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Shake God

refers to the ultimate mythical manifestation of the culinary realm that is unparalleled across multiple universes. This deity selectively blesses people who have a superior taste and showers them with fortune after the ingestion of heavenly articles mainly thick shakes, waffles etc. The deity has become a common parlance to the Hindu

Vedic deity of Annapurna in the recent times.
I want to have a thick chocolate ice cream brownie shake; I must go to the Shake God.
by masterbaitslave November 4, 2025
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God

A giant, bearded man that lives in Heaven, The Sky. He has started a cult with over TWO BILLION global members. (Apparently, they are all named Christian.). He has around seven billion kids(unconfirmed). The most famous of which is Jesus H. Christ. He is named in this infamous quote, "Welcome to bible study, we're all children of Jesus . . Kumbaya my Loord." Jesus was birthed in a barn by Mary Christ. His birth was documented in 'The Bible'. To quote the book,("I brought you Frankincense." "Thank you." "I brought you Myrrh." "Thank you." "Mur-dur!" "Huh...Judas..no!") he was bought gifts from strange animal herders.
by @freeshavacadoo000ontiktok February 5, 2021
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Man*god

A legend of north jersy,The one and only man god ,alias jersey Joe ,animal
Boy man*god really laid one on Dahlhaus
by Handzo March 31, 2021
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