shit i farted

2. An exclamation declaring to someone that one has accidentally farted gas, or farted shit.
1. A phrase used to refer to something that came out your asshole by accident, either literally, or figuratively.

2. What's that smell?
-Oh shit i farted, sorry.

1a. Hey bro, wanna watch Oprah?
-I'd rather eat shit i farted.

1b. What's that she's wearing on her head?
-I dunno, looks like shit i farted

by fruitermelon January 16, 2010

bare-ass fart

The release of anal gas, the culprit having his/her pants (and underwear) far enough down so that the methane gas avoids contact with his/her attire. This method will prevent underwear "stink", and the lack of a barrier between anus and ambience will cause the fragrance to spread quicker and with richer concentration.

Person A: "Did someone shit their pants?"

Person B: (Giddy laughter)

Person A: "What the fuck is that?!"

Person C: "Person B made a bare-ass fart."

Person A: "Damn you, Person B."

Person B: "Hey man, I don't want that shit to bake up in my undies."

Person D: "You disgust me."

by Willowsucks March 20, 2009

fart bubble biter

Someone who bites your fart bubbles cut loose under water to get them full strength.

"You're so pervo I bet you're a fart bubble biter!!!!"

by TTMC October 2, 2008

Corn Dog Farts

God awful smelling farts that normally follow after Corn Dog Breakfast.

After my late night and corn dog breakfast, i continued playing call of duty, trying not to gag from jon's baby killing corn dog farts.

by BigMikeTheBrave March 23, 2011

8oz burger fart

8oz burger fart occurs when there is no toilet during a BBQ and end up shitting in a pair of burger buns (Safety buns)
Safety buns are held under the fart to catch the poo.

Gordon: "Eaten too much meat today Barry... i need a shit"
Barry: "The toilet is broken..... Here are some safety buns!"
Gordon: "I've just landed a 8oz burger fart"

by Tilly Tilly October 6, 2013

Bully-fart bag

a bag in which a coal sample is put in, but instead of having coal in there you take it and put it up to your ass and fart. then you take it and put it in someone's face and ask them if they know the bully-fart man.

Man alive! that was the sickest bully-fart bag i ever smelt!

by Broagan Lee Goertz June 27, 2006

Fart pipe

pipe used to get smell out bathroom drain

it smells in the bathroom fartpipe must be cloged

by tonyrichjosh October 24, 2003