december 39

december 39 is the day that you will get a life

person1: hey it's december 39th
person2: stupid

by yesimadude April 6, 2024

Dick-Haven December

After completion of No-Nut November, men shall be rewarded with the ability to do the horniest actions with girls throughout the month of December. No girl can decline his wishes.

Girl - “HEY! DON’T TOUCH MY TITS!”

Guy - “Well it’s Dick-Haven December”

Girl - “Ughh… alright, go ahead”

by GMSsvage November 23, 2023

December 4th

December 4th is national silence day. For a whole school day You can talk to you friends but NO TEACHERS.

Student 1: hey mr...
Student 2:NO
student 1: what?
Student 2: its december 4th you cant talk to any teachers
Student 1: oohh yeahh

by Yessma'am December 3, 2019

December 11th

The Day your Elf On The Shelf doesn’t move because it’s hibernating for a day

“My elf didn’t move”, “It’s because its December 11th she’s hibernating “

by bearkinzo December 11, 2021

December 2nd

People who were born in 2nd December are really funny, pretty and flirty. They are usually the youngest in their friend group.

Friend 1: they are so funny
Friend 2: they were born in December 2nd

by Random girl in the world July 2, 2021

December 6th

December 6th is kiss your best friend on the cheek.

Hey did you hear that December 6th is national kids your best friend on the cheek?
No l didn’t.
Well it is,can l give you a kiss on the cheek?
Sure

by Zyia December 4, 2022

December 4th

National Make out with your Dog Day!
December 4th is the day you get to make out with your dog WITHOUT it being weird :)

“WHY ARE YOU MAKING OUT WITH THE DOG?!”
“Oh, that’s because today is December 4th, National Make Out with your Dog Day”

by ilovedogs142 December 3, 2020