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james joeseph hegarty

James Joeseph Hegarty. A stunning guy he's got the looks and he gives great hugs you really want to be around him when your uncomfortable he always knows when you're upset. All guys are jealous of his looks and he's a ladies man
A James Joeseph Hegarty is a hot guy that always knows when you're upset
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James

JAMES is the most ahh-mazing, loving full of life, smart, super sexy, silly man that can keep u laughing and males u feel like nothing else in the world matters. When ur with a James he makes u feel like ur home and everything finally makes sense in life. To be a James hes an ahh-mazing lover in every single way and gives u goosebumps in places u never knew even existed! There is never a boring moment when ur with James.

when u think u know James it will come out of nowhere and will make u feel like u never existed. Even tho James made u feel so loved and have found the love of ur life, ur soul mate n ur twinsie that knows u more than anyone u have ever met and becomes ur best friend n madly in love. no one in the world could ever b stupid hot n perfect in the bedroom.James will show u how ruthless, cold hearted n u will see what an soulless evil monster looks like in the flesh when he's caught hiding his double life you knew absolutely nothing about james turns cold as ice and will make u feel like u are the most rejected, unwanted human in the world.

So if u have the chance to let him sweep u off ur feet and be everything u have ever wanted in ur life watch out cause its fake and he has no heart in reality and will feel like ur a nobody and rip ur heart out of ur chest and burn ur house down all while associated w someone else n u better word what u ask cause hes great at using that to twist his lies.

I LOVE BUT HATE A JAMES
If u heard of a JAMES follow ur gut feeling when things seem off and u feel lied to. Cause They r fake and no matter what u thought u meant 2 him u don't n nothing u ever did for him was never appreciated or grateful. No fucks given being a James. One way street at all times...
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The James Maneuver

When a 250 lbs. man who wears baseball hats gets passed the bong in a rotation and takes 50 micro hits over the course of the 5 minutes he hogs it, gets spit all over it and charrs all the weed and then passes it to the next man in the rotation and acts like nothing happened.
Person 1: *Passes the bong to James
James: Executes the classic James Maneuver.

Person 2: That fat bastard just FUCKED the bong.
Person 3: He did The James Maneuver
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Bailey James

Short tempered, typically has brown hair a fat long shlong, typically known as (pussy punisher). Sexy guy good with guys and girls depends. Charmer and an absolute gem in the bed.
by BWJ big punisher November 23, 2021
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james crick

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Jumbo James

A guy who's penis slipped out of his pant leg while adjusting them.
"Did you see John's penis slip out his pant leg today?" "Yeah, he's a real jumbo James."
by SkintDolphin February 6, 2025
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James

Hes most of the time a white guy and sadly only lives for the moment so when hes gone, your going to feel so empty. They go big for every occassion and is a yielding type of boy so he pretty much lets you do anything you want with him. He could use all your prayers. The only way to conquer this guy is to use religion to the best of your strengths and he does not tolerate bullshit or bullying. In one video post his voice is loud enough for an assembly or conference.
James is so cool because he just goes so raw in all things and he speaks very pure English. If there was one girl he would stay with forever, its Alyssa. Sorry girls, but they will soon become part of Gods plan as a million dollar couple and their Dads will have more money than God. They are Bonnie and Clyde, Adam and Eve, Romeo and Juliet so none of you girls got a chance with Alyssa
by Happy Christian November 20, 2020
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