Douche Water

When you are even worse than a Douche Bag. You ARE the Douche Water. It's one thing to be the bag that flushes the bad stuff out of the vagina, it's another to be the nasty water that comes out of it.
You are such an asshole that I can't even call you a Douche Bag. You are the Douche Water dude.
by veggiegator July 05, 2013
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Water Topple

When someone jumps off a diving board or gets ejected out of a water slide and then you dive right into the slide as well right after them and land on top of them and almost risk hurting them.
I water toppled my little brother but we survived. He is a pretty good and skilled swimmer.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
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Philadelphia water balloon

It was a wild night. I gave her a Philadelphia water balloon... Now I need a new mattress.
by Donell Worthington December 27, 2019
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Water Headache

Having a major headache after taking a shower, a bath, swimming or being in water for a long time. The headache usually occurs within a few minutes.
Jim: Dude, why does my head hurt so much!

Bob: Werent you in the shower ten minutes ago?

Jim: Yeah, but wh-

Bob: You have a water headache.

Jim: Ohhhhh ouch!
by Igiko Pop September 28, 2011
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Starbucks water

We were going at it and she jumped up and gave me some Starbucks water.
by Air handler December 09, 2021
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Salt Water Sautle

The punishment or end behavior you get for being a scene stealer in meme, movie, television or real life or video games, phone calls, email and etc.
A salt water salt water sautle

is an actor or actress or real people and etc who draws more attention than other actors in the same scene. They may do this through talent, charm, or artifice.

Randolph got her start in theater and has been a scene-stealer in numerous films and TV shows".
by Smoothie8girl February 28, 2025
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water-well bitch?

A beautiful woman that sits belly up to the bar orders a glass of water and or well drinks and expects the next round to be on you.
Who do you think I am a millionaire. Your drinking Water-WELL BITCH?
by eve1 June 25, 2024
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