by Rubixmaster April 11, 2019
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by Puddingcakez November 18, 2020
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Get the National suck d*ck day mug.On sep 24 ever non adhd person must give payment to ever adhd person they know. Due to the ableism throughout years this is a way to compassionate adhd people for all the years ableism.
“Here’s a dollors! Sorry for all the ableism all those years! Happy national give a dollar to a ADHD person ”
by dr.Michalka September 24, 2022
Get the national give a dollar to a ADHD person mug.The National Throw Short People Day Song!
It's the most wonderful time of the year
For the tall it’s so thrilling,
With everyone filling the short ones with fear,
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
It's the hap-happiest season of all,
With small people on ceilings and gay happy feelings,
As short ones do fall,
It's the hap-happiest season of all.
There'll be shorties for tossing
And small ones for crossing,
And hurling around in the air,
All the vertically challenged,
That you can imagine,
To launch while the passersby stare.
It's the most wonderful time of the year,
Take the smalls and start throwing,
And all will be glowing,
With screams that you hear,
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
There'll be littles for hurling,
The 5 foots are whirling,
And hurtling round in the air,
All the vertically challenged,
That you can imagine,
To launch while the passersby stare.
It's the most wonderful time of the year
Take the smalls and start throwing,
And all will be glowing,
With screams that you hear,
It's the most wonderful time
Yes the most wonderful time
Oh the most wonderful time
Of the year
It's the most wonderful time of the year
For the tall it’s so thrilling,
With everyone filling the short ones with fear,
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
It's the hap-happiest season of all,
With small people on ceilings and gay happy feelings,
As short ones do fall,
It's the hap-happiest season of all.
There'll be shorties for tossing
And small ones for crossing,
And hurling around in the air,
All the vertically challenged,
That you can imagine,
To launch while the passersby stare.
It's the most wonderful time of the year,
Take the smalls and start throwing,
And all will be glowing,
With screams that you hear,
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
There'll be littles for hurling,
The 5 foots are whirling,
And hurtling round in the air,
All the vertically challenged,
That you can imagine,
To launch while the passersby stare.
It's the most wonderful time of the year
Take the smalls and start throwing,
And all will be glowing,
With screams that you hear,
It's the most wonderful time
Yes the most wonderful time
Oh the most wonderful time
Of the year
by douchle January 24, 2023
Get the National Throw Short People Day mug.The NFTSOA was founded on December 5, 2018, by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School with the ultimate goal of world domination via flamethrowing taser. The flamethrowing taser is a cross between a flamethrower and a taser. They want to develop a flamethrowing taser, conquer the world, and sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market. But then the club got rejected. #depression
Person 1: Let's go join the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market
by Sarah Smiles January 31, 2019
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