John Cena

The most legit BTS stanner.

(besides me lol)

Jimin: John Cena, are you ARMY?
John Cena: 나는 아미

by UDGoddess January 11, 2019

Fishless John

When a flyfisher brings you to what he claims as “real fishing” but strikes zero fishes.

-Gotta bring you for some real fishin’!
(Catches nothing)

-What a fishless John.

by MoronSonOfBoron! February 15, 2022

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

John

If your name is John, you probably worked at a Strip club and you love inviting dancers out to a different state to play volley ball for extra credit. John’s love pussy & anorexic fit females ranging to muscle meat heads. John’s like to take charge, they love to insult you, and live for sarcasm while being the biggest wet pillow in private.

He’s awesome in bed but doesn’t look like he is, who is he?

- Oh, That’s John

by Strippinthewalk November 26, 2021

Faker John

Faker John is one the three "Untouchables" in the John Chart™ along with Maria Williams and Peter
Faker John's represent the polar opposite of Johns, they are unfriendly, lazy, extremely hard to approach and tend to possess psychopathic tendencies.

Person 1: Matthew is such a jerk! Can you believe what he did to Jenny?
Person 2: Yeah, what the hell, he's such a Faker John

by PixelManGaming January 22, 2023

John role

A role given in the that place server, has variations such as minijohn and god John, the hierarchy going like this
Protogens -> no roles -> minijohn -> John -> god John

John role people: *talk about dehz furry or something*
New minijohn: *exists*
New minijohn: *is a slave*
Let me catch pokemans Steve

by ¨Zakil¨ March 24, 2020

Papa Johnsing

When you get really horny, so horny, that you could cook a Papa Johns pizza in the heat of your pussy. It's also called that, because Papa Johns pizza tastes like hot pussy. Disgusting.

"Jason, are you Papa Johnsing again?"

"Yeah, sorry, this fanfic is just so juicy!'

by doingyourmomdoindoinyourmom December 1, 2021