That guy

You are just that guy

Yup your that guy

by That heem guy May 7, 2022

Guy

Its a man or woman

Hi guys

by Pissner2.0 May 7, 2022

Guy-Young

Any person who is caught in the middle of a doing something stupid. (Also a reference to Squid Games)

Look at this absolute Guy-Young

by Stumble Jill May 12, 2022

iPad guy

A side piece,Someone who doesn’t deserve to be on your phone

Oh yeah don’t worry he’s just an iPad guy

by Jimmygreg October 27, 2022

Jared (homeless guy)

Jared! The homeless guy down the street! He got kicked out by his parents for no apparent reason?… Anyway he’s now working for Walter where he keeps accidentally breaking the sink, he’s trying to save up for college but let’s be honest he’s 23 and never gonna get in college. (He also looks kind gay)

El caca: Look, it’s a homeless guy!
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.

by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 29, 2022

Guy 1

Guy 1 is the guy who is used in every urban dictionary example.
Guy 1's friend is Guy 2, he is also used sometimes.
Guy 3 or 4 are'nt used most of the time because most examples have no Guy 3 or 4.

Guy 1: Hi guys im guy 1!
Guy 2: Hello guy 1!
Guy 1: Hi.
Guy 3: Hello Guy 1 and 2!.
Guy 1 & 2: huh?
Guy 4: *doesn't exist*

by a random dude posting stuff November 2, 2022

I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!

Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.

by Hym Iam November 3, 2022