faff-handed

The inability to get your hands to do something, whether due tiredness, drink or other reason.
"Come pick your cuppa off the side, seriously, im so faff-handed whilst im waking up, im liable to drop it"

"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."
by Moffyr December 30, 2022
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Ring finger on left hand

He has his Ring Finger on his left hand up! So he’s single yeah? I should shoot my shot
He has his Ring finger on left hand up!
by ledoveyyyyyy October 07, 2022
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second-hand noise

Da deafening roar/scream/whine/hum/banging dat is produced by someone using power tools or heavy machinery, and dat everyone else in his vicinity therefore hasta suffer with, even if said neighbors are not involved with said raucous task in any way.
Delicate-statured damsel: I always carry a set of reusable earplugs in my purse whenever I venture out 'n' about, just in case I have to pass through or occupy any location where there is second-hand noise of excessive volume.
by QuacksO September 29, 2019
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Hand Shannon

When a girl pours pumpkin spice lattee on your dick and then gives you a handjob
I got a hand shannon last night from a stranger in a parking lot. Now i have to shower
by rubbahbandman October 10, 2017
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hit my hand

The act of requesting payment in a circumstance where you could use Information against someone but choose not to
“Yo, I saw you hit that parked car over there. I won’t say nothing if you hit my hand” (normally accompanied by extending the hand out and rubbing thumb and first two fingers together.)
by Forwono1017 January 30, 2025
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I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu
I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
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