john is a person who thinks he’s very funny, but in fact, sexist and racist jokes are just sexist and racist. he’s either an old man, or a middle school boy.
“hey, have you heard of the guy who makes homophobic, sexist and racist jokes?”
“do you mean that middle school boy named john?”
“yes, i forgot his name because it’s so basic.”
“do you mean that middle school boy named john?”
“yes, i forgot his name because it’s so basic.”
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