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Moving Boxes

A unit of weight to be used in lieu of traditional standards when attempting to spread false information, fear monger or mislead another into believing the mass of an object is much greater. One moving box (1mbs) is equal to 0.75lbs, 12oz, 0.340194kb, 0.3 courics or 1 large potato.
"I've held an AR-15 in my hand, it is as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving." - Representative Sheila Jackson Lee

I've already lost 2 moving boxes this week!
by BlackS3ven AkA Greco September 26, 2019
mugGet the Moving Boxesmug.

boxed

Poor Jimmy. Arthur boxed him after Christmas day.
by Geniusana December 19, 2019
mugGet the boxedmug.

fart box

when you fart in the car and your parents have to open the window
by FlareK7 February 19, 2021
mugGet the fart boxmug.

Box Breathing

When you have to breathe through your nose for air while providing service on a lady down there
I went down on that girl so long and so hard, that I had to practice Box Breathing
by Earlyfordinner February 19, 2025
mugGet the Box Breathingmug.

selection box

Your mum is a selection box

Loads of different chocolate in her box
by Kkbutterfly February 28, 2023
mugGet the selection boxmug.

Idiot box

by clerg123 May 28, 2023
mugGet the Idiot boxmug.

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