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by PUSSS destroyer February 19, 2019
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thonging

a game where thongs are thrown at others while only running on grass...must jump over any other surface
i just cut my feet up thonging at the botanic gardens
by mr ben ACT April 6, 2011
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Put on my big girl thong

Face up to what you need to do.
Synonymous with “adulting”.
I can’t sit here worrying about it anymore, it is time to put on my big girl thong and get this over with.
by Dumping Zone March 18, 2022
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Le-thong James

N. - When u pull a bent over hookers thong out of her ass as far as it will stretch, do a line of yayo off of it and let it snap back into her crack creating a plume of white dust like LeBron James' powdered hand clap
I was plowing this girl last night and hit her with that Le-thong James.
by Mikaela Slopko December 29, 2023
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thong berry

A thong berry is what happens when you think you're done with your period, so you put on a thong, but you end up with a congealed blob of gooey uterine blood stuck on your skank floss.
I thought I was done leaking uterus jelly, so I wore and thong that day and ended up with a stank thong berry.

I like CapnCrunch with thong berries
by 2LBSofTOE March 13, 2014
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donald thong

This is the formal definition of what former president aka the loser of the United States wears as underwear. A purple thong with lace that goes all the way up his ass. It has many skid-marks and smells like absolute shit, just like Donald Trumps racist self :)
"I think Stacy started wearing Donald Thongs, it would make more sense as to why she started being so uptight and annoying"
by joey bugsville November 10, 2020
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