by The_Family_Jews May 10, 2020
Get the Realitymug. Iam "Reality is disturbing man..."
Hym "Yeah, especially watching this guy quote and/or reference a self-proclaimed Satanist in a church (or whatever) and watching them love it! 'PRAISE HIM!! PRAAAAISE HIM!!' That shit is hardcore! I'd be hard as a rock after that shit!"
Iam "Stop...."
Hym "Nah I'm serious man that shit is actually frightening. And on a side-note, you don't have to take the apology but holy crap man I don't want you to kill yourself or something my guy. Damn! This is a once and I lifetime thing that's going on here you realize that right? I thought it was funny that the 'you probably don't want to be Jesus' sentiment resonated with you."
Iam "What is wrong with you!? He isn't serious. It's all just jokes. We're grateful that you even spent any amount time reading any of this."
Hym "Quit being a kiss-ass! But nah I'm not trying shit. I'd like my stuff though, please."
Iam *Sigh* "We're not living a normal existence over here. Expecting us to jump through a bunch of hoops just to earn a normal life back is not something I'm willing to indulge you in... Sorry..."
Hym "Yeah, especially watching this guy quote and/or reference a self-proclaimed Satanist in a church (or whatever) and watching them love it! 'PRAISE HIM!! PRAAAAISE HIM!!' That shit is hardcore! I'd be hard as a rock after that shit!"
Iam "Stop...."
Hym "Nah I'm serious man that shit is actually frightening. And on a side-note, you don't have to take the apology but holy crap man I don't want you to kill yourself or something my guy. Damn! This is a once and I lifetime thing that's going on here you realize that right? I thought it was funny that the 'you probably don't want to be Jesus' sentiment resonated with you."
Iam "What is wrong with you!? He isn't serious. It's all just jokes. We're grateful that you even spent any amount time reading any of this."
Hym "Quit being a kiss-ass! But nah I'm not trying shit. I'd like my stuff though, please."
Iam *Sigh* "We're not living a normal existence over here. Expecting us to jump through a bunch of hoops just to earn a normal life back is not something I'm willing to indulge you in... Sorry..."
by Hym Iam May 11, 2022
Get the Realitymug. When someone tries to deceive or mislead another person with a sarcastic lie, the attempt is so obvious or poorly executed that the other person immediately recognizes it and calls them out on their nonsense.
Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."
Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."
Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."
by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024
Get the Screwing with Realitymug. “I thought, boy, if he really believes this stuff, he has lost contact with— he’s become detached from reality if he really believes this stuff," Barr said of a breaking point he had in December.
by fyubo June 13, 2022
Get the Detached from realitymug. Get over want I said about rape already you fucking half-wit. Holy shit. Stop trying to sacrifice someone else's kid to make a point about rape. Stop trying to help this piece of shit get away with stealing from me.
Ann Kasparian "I'm not telling the truth. I don't care if you kill the kid because keeping you from getting what you want out of life is all I care about. Because rape."
Hym "That's we're the 'male loser epidemic' stems from. The reality is I'm just not allowed to win. You're not winning on your own merits. You are stealing my merits and giving it to retards. I have to let women win. I have to let them split the men into fuck boys and relationship guys and then I have to be a second class citizen because unlike them I'm too dangerous and scary to have rights."
Hym "That's we're the 'male loser epidemic' stems from. The reality is I'm just not allowed to win. You're not winning on your own merits. You are stealing my merits and giving it to retards. I have to let women win. I have to let them split the men into fuck boys and relationship guys and then I have to be a second class citizen because unlike them I'm too dangerous and scary to have rights."
by Hym Iam October 20, 2025
Get the Realitymug. The act of beginning a relationship with someone who you've fantasized about having a relationship with for a long period of time. When you begin the actual relationship, you are making it reality official.
Technically we've been dating for 6 months, but that was only in my head. We just made it reality official last week.
by smithews May 22, 2016
Get the reality officialmug. existing in the same space and time. for e.g when two people meet, your realities
collides with another person's reality. they are just as much in your world as you are in their world, you are connected and responsible for everything that is happening in your reality.
collides with another person's reality. they are just as much in your world as you are in their world, you are connected and responsible for everything that is happening in your reality.
by d_sizzla February 28, 2019
Get the Collision of realitymug.