getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman

Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land

by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022

Balkan promise

A promise made between two Balkans that is guaranteed to come true.

Haris: "Stefan, you better not forget to bring me burek from Sarajevo."
Stefan: "Relax, man. Balkan promise."

by okjlez February 18, 2025

Broke the promise

If someone "breaks the promise" that means that the one you loved and you thought you would be together forever didnt end up happining

"Why did it haft to brake the promise", "you broke the promise!"

by Im depressed :D March 24, 2021

relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

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relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

I promise you

I promise you means that you love a person beyond loves bounds and ther are a promise you'll have too keep

"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two

by Your_lovermadethis June 22, 2024

promise academy

a school full of dumbasses , and dick riders . i wouldn’t recommend going there .

don’t go to promise academy!

by vsnsnsj March 12, 2020

<7.9.7.6.>Let Us Get Out Of Here, I Promise<.8.7.7.9.>

<7.9.7.6.>Let Us Get Out Of Here, I Promise<.8.7.7.9.>

<7.9.7.6.>Let Us Get Out Of Here, I Promise<.8.7.7.9.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025