Popsicle Lipstick

The resulting lip colour created by eating a colourful popsicle.

(Grape = purple, cherry = Red, Blue Raspberry = Blue… etc)
I’m obsessed with the popsicle lipstick method. It cools me down, tastes great, and gives me the lip colour I’ve always wanted.
by Hailstorm Fight-Juice September 10, 2021
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It's origin is said to come from a man trying to mind control people by putting radioactive material in his popsicles and the story continues, but the source "Evil minds of the 1900's" is actually not verified, you can google it if you want, so this story is very likely to be false. For full story read the definition by "Not Zane".

Let's blow this popsicle stand means to leave a place.
by nzeu June 09, 2023
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WHITEST phrase ever made. It means to leave quickly after something went down.
Spy: We got the case.
Scout: "Let's blow this popsicle stand."

"Spy", "Scout", and "Case" are tf2 references
by Salty_God May 21, 2024
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Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.
by DrunkSaylor May 16, 2022
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The Magic Popsicle

*Only Non-Circumcised Guys can Do This Trick
The act of fucking a girl without a condom and, at the moment of climax, you pull out and close the top of your foreskin in the same manner as closing the top of a burlap sack. After completing this, you then proceed to insert your jizz-covered Johnson into the girls mouth for her to clean as a token of your gratitude to her and a symbol of respect.
"Yo dude, I heard you got freaky with Shaelandra last night!"
"That's right man, She fucked me so good I gave her The Magic Popsicle as a token of my gratitude for a job well done."
"THATS RAD DUDE!!!"
by Gryndle June 05, 2016
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French Popsicle

When pee freezes inside your urethra before it comes out. Your dick would probably fall off from frostbite if this were to occur. It's a popsicle, in your dick. A French popsicle.
"Hey Jimmy, don't you dare whip your dick out, it's like -40 degrees outside!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"
by Yuckfu March 10, 2022
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Coconut Popsicle

"when i suck dick, i just pretend its a coconut Popsicle"
by 69forfree April 22, 2019
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