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Middle School

It sucks ass. Most people smell like rotten curry that sat in the refrigerator for 10 years. Middle School is the 3 most shittiest years of your life. The boys are perverts and the girls are hoes that think they cool. (they not)

to-be 6th grader: *excited for ms*
....
8 grader: "So hows middle school for ya?"
6th grader: "Its ass"
8th grader: "Accurate"

groups-

popular kids- stuck up bitches who only care about themselves
nerds- weird geeky kids with glasses, smell like rotten curry
normal- people who actually have common sense and know what they r doing, mostly sane human beings
perverts- weird ass kids. all they think about is have $*x . they smell like shit
people who don't give a crap- .....
the athletic boys- walk like the hulk, think they are going to get a scholarship just case the barely made a 3 to "win" the basketball game. they think they cool af and they can do anything they want. they talk like 20 year olds that JUST hit puberty cause their voices are 10 octaves too high.

in middle school everyone have suicidal thoughts because they get bullied and stuff
most of the popular kids are just rich kids that think they own the place (they rlly don't) . the hallways are crowded as hell and the teachers get mad when you're late because someone slammed your ass into a locker.

the teachers are dumb bitches who think homework is fun and they suck ass at teaching. most of them are high all the time but if you have a good teacher, cherish them. :)
6th grader: "I thought Middle School would be fun." :|
8th grader: "Welcome to hell"
by yourmom112233445566 March 9, 2022
mugGet the Middle Schoolmug.

middle school

middle school is like a flaming dumpster fire on top of a burning building that will give u mental health issues cause people are assholes and in middle school fresh out of ur baby years and into real grades that sorta matter so u have no way to know how to stick up for urself if ur like me
"ya middle school was the worst years of my life"
by flaming dumpster fire February 8, 2022
mugGet the middle schoolmug.

mccleskey middle

all of the kids there are either gay, or homophobic no in between. band>>> and i hate u all
by shutuppls69 January 17, 2022
mugGet the mccleskey middlemug.

Middle belle

Women who we live in states on the Mason-Dixon Line. Such states include Delaware, Kentucky, Maryland, Missouri, and West Virginia. Although these women appear to have the beauty of a Southern Belle, they act with the same lack of manners as a hill billy but tend to desire the luxuries of the North. Characteristics of a middle belle include the following:
1. Usage of daddy's money
2. Drives a lifted pickup
3. Votes hard right
4. Is so attractive one can’t look the other way
5. Will use a spittoon when available
Must be another middle belle driving that pickup.
by TacticallyHunter January 21, 2022
mugGet the Middle bellemug.

middle populated

When you aren’t the most popular person in school, but you aren’t a total loser either. You can talk to both rankings of popularity and still be liked by everyone at the same time. Plus most people know your name but not everyone.
We aren’t as high in popularity as Kylie. We’re middle populated.
by The og low-key hoe December 23, 2017
mugGet the middle populatedmug.

Middle School

A hell hole where none of it even matters. Teachers are assholes and don't give a fuck about anything and are way too strict. Also, since were in 2020 if your not a popular person that tries too fight everybody then your an emo kid who cuts themselves and looks weird as hell with their green ass hair, oh and puberty. People that aren't in puberty will just make fun of you for it like a little bitch, and must us not forget the work that we have too do in a week. Projects, homework, quizzes, essays, and test. All in a short amount of time. 8th graders talk shit about people because their a couple months older than them and 6th graders think they run the school. A complete waste of time overall but don't even really try nothing matters too anything until highschool. Not too mention the ass food. They say we get seasoned chicken and shit but instead get a dry ass hamburger and we can't even have salt or anything because of vegans and allergies.
Middle School sucks I walk in and can't even talk too my friends
by orange juice concentrate 25 November 8, 2020
mugGet the Middle Schoolmug.

Happy Middle

When you're at a massage parlor and get that hand wiggle in the middle of the session instead of at the end.
Colb, have you gotten a happy middle at the spa?
by CrazyCra September 12, 2018
mugGet the Happy Middlemug.

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