by Colin09 February 29, 2008
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Colin Pollock is a term for someone who will rock your fucking world in bed. He can and will do anything that will make you moan like a llama. Everything about Colin Pollock screams Best. Orgasm. Ever. It would be smart so sleep with Colin Pollock. If a Colin Pollock ever asks you to sleep with him, the proper answer would be to suck his cock without stopping when ever and where ever he says. After he has been pleasured a sufficient number of times he will return the favor. Think of it like a piggy bank for orgasms; you give him little by little, then once he's full he'll give you everything back at once!
Girl 1: Why are you walking funny?
Girl 2: I slept with Colin Pollock.
Girl 1: Ohmigosh, I'd ask how it was but I already know.
Girl 3 Chimes in: I had to lay in a body cast for three years because I slept with Colin Pollock. I wouldn't change that for the world.
Girl 2: I slept with Colin Pollock.
Girl 1: Ohmigosh, I'd ask how it was but I already know.
Girl 3 Chimes in: I had to lay in a body cast for three years because I slept with Colin Pollock. I wouldn't change that for the world.
by Titorio April 09, 2011
I’m going to have Colin fuck that dog. Colin maggard = dog fucker
A attractive male with athletic skills in all sport UNTIL HE FUCKS A DOG btw it’s a male dog to!
A attractive male with athletic skills in all sport UNTIL HE FUCKS A DOG btw it’s a male dog to!
by Doggy Man Fvck May 06, 2019
A gay motherfucking paedophile who works at a teacher for a boy's school in order to blow job some little boys. He tries to hack children to get their bank accounts and creep to their houses to rape children. He usually has a tiny chode, with no balls, and he cannot produce, so he drinks other boys cum in order to produce a hope that he could get pleasure. Who to definitely avoid in the changing rooms.
by Better than Tiger March 17, 2017
This guy will moan about anything!
He’s got no lunch, you give your own sandwitch, then insists on paying for it, reads the printed price, then that’s not all folks , bitches about the price!
This guy would moan about winning the lottery.
(this is done in a slump syle)
the end ov the world.
god is a twat.
He’s got no lunch, you give your own sandwitch, then insists on paying for it, reads the printed price, then that’s not all folks , bitches about the price!
This guy would moan about winning the lottery.
(this is done in a slump syle)
the end ov the world.
god is a twat.
Fuck, oh shit, O no, have you seen this, kinel, oh no, God, jesus, iv had enough of this, bollocks, the end of the world os nigh! or the contract.
by u know May 07, 2003
Colin Firth Week is a 7 day long celebration of the British actor Colin Firth. It is celebrated from the 1st-7th October and is celebrated by watching media he has been in. The week builds up to National Colin Firth Day which is celebrated on the last day October 7th. Colin Firth's legacy is also commonly celebrated on his birthday (September 10th).
"How are you celebrating Colin Firth Week?"
"I'm watching Pride and Prejudice, Bridget Jones Diary and Love Actually!"
"I'm watching Pride and Prejudice, Bridget Jones Diary and Love Actually!"
by colinfirthlover September 26, 2023