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blender bollocks

blender nonsense, meaning nothing works properly in this god damned software
example 1 :

I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you

example 2 :
***** - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...

****** Someone said cocks?

***** - Cabbage

**** - What is wrong with these people smh my head

*********** Oh hi ****, i just wanted to say i love you so much, you and *** are so talented
by blender stan May 21, 2024
mugGet the blender bollocksmug.

to bollock

Verb

1) Means to rub ones scrotum against an object.

2) To make a mistake.

3) To degrade an object/person.
1) "I can't believe you bollocked Mr Abbott's dog!"

2) "I'm going to bollock this test."

3) "She was completely bollocked last night"
by John The Fishmage January 1, 2014
mugGet the to bollockmug.

have some bollocks

When you’re late to an argument and you want to get involved. Eg the row is concluding and you get in a last “and have some bollocks”. Also traditionally used when the row is in a foreign language which you don’t understand
Person one: Me cago en tus dientes!

Person two: Que te jodas!
Person three: And have some bollocks!
by Dangdang July 23, 2021
mugGet the have some bollocksmug.

Bollocks in a Knot

A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.

Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.

One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 14, 2019
mugGet the Bollocks in a Knotmug.

Bollocks

English slang meaning penis and testicles.
"owww my bollocks!!!!!!!"
by #1Shagger August 27, 2018
mugGet the Bollocksmug.

Bollock gargle

When a woman gargles water in her mouth while ur testicles are dipped in there
That bollock gargle was amazing hunby
by Bollock gargler 69 December 23, 2020
mugGet the Bollock garglemug.

bollock monster

His bollock monster is a fucker you know.
by Nikcox December 6, 2021
mugGet the bollock monstermug.

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