Bollock-Naise

Get a tin of chopped tomatoes and proceed to put your genitals in until you think its time to cook

A- Can i get a dirty pasta?
B-Sure. Want any sauce
A-Bollock-Naise sauce please

by PooPooSauceMan July 18, 2019

Bollock gargle

When a woman gargles water in her mouth while ur testicles are dipped in there

That bollock gargle was amazing hunby

by Bollock gargler 69 December 23, 2020

bollock monster

A child.

His bollock monster is a fucker you know.

by Nikcox December 6, 2021

Bollocks

(South of England): shoes, trainers, etc

(North of England): balls, cock

Hey, those are some really nice bollocks you have there!
Hey, put your bollocks away!

by Milly_Foshe July 12, 2023

Bollocks

The opposite of the term brilliant in that it is a term the British use to describe everything.

The idea that a rice cooker is a rice cooker when it isn't cooking or heating rice is bollocks.

by DesignerBabyReplicant July 31, 2016

bollocks to your nan

An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.

Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.

by jammyquindle May 13, 2016

Clammy Bollock

When a man takes the one long step over and over to try and unscramble his balls

Oh for fucks sake lad , you got clammy bollock!

by anonymous August 13, 2021