scrotee

When a man shaves all of his pubes, but leaves his balls hairy.

I was afraid of nicking my sack when I shaved off my pubes, so I decided to go with the scrotee look.

by stewyrich December 23, 2009

Shy Sprite

Shy Sprites are little guys who hide in leaves. Their eyes are exceedingly gigantic! Shy sprites have black eyes; their eyes may glow in the dark. Shy Sprites may have brown or grey eyes, as these sprites change colors to match their envirornments. Who knows? Shy Sprites may have green eyes; it is unknown if their eyes become hazel.

Shy Sprites have green, greenish grey, or grey skin. They have black antennas on their heads. Shy Sprites look like babies with pointed ears. Ears point upwards. Shy Sprites have small noses and "shy smiles!" They are "too adorable." Yes, most babies are adorable, but Shy Sprites are really adorable. They are way too cute to be elves! (That is why humans suspect these are sprites.)

These little guys get their name because they have semi-interested and terrified expressions on their faces. They seem willing to come out from hiding, but they do not know " what they're gonna get!" That could be the reason they hide. Shy Sprites may risk getting "tweaked." That means if they do come out from behind those leaves, Shy Sprites have their cheeks pinched by every girl in their local radiuses.

Aw, he's a shy sprite!

by Ifuckingtriedok July 26, 2009

give me a sprite

It really means give me a BJ. The phrase comes from a german sprite commercial where a woman is giving a man a BJ and when he comes, he has a sprite bottle spewing fizz all over her face

Man: Hey, do you want to give me a sprite?

Woman: Sure

Man: Alright!! (pulls down pants)

Woman: What are you doing?!

Man: Your giving me a sprite. A BJ

by mrpib4875 October 16, 2010

Skrote

v. When a man removes his own scrotum (often including other parts of the male genitalia)

Larry was so angry about being rejected for sexual reassignment surgery that he skrote himself.

by HaydenX September 5, 2007

sproke

injury that is worse then a sprain but not broken, usually resulting from playing Wii for long periods of time

"Where the neck bone connect to the arm bone feel sproke!"

"Hey Jon, I think i sproke my arm playing Wii."

"After playing that game, I feel sproken!"

by snow2009 February 3, 2010

special sprite

sprite that usually has vodka or martini stuff in it.

hey do you want any special sprite tomarrow.

by Kim N. September 30, 2006

scrotem pole

noun
Word derived from totem pole, meaning the pole associiated with the scrotum, the penis. Can also be used as an insult.

Man, youre such a buck futting scrotem pole that pokes smot thats its nucking futs.

by ahhduhh June 16, 2004