Micheal jordan fan boys who want to be a jordan son and think he can do no wrong just like skip bayless
by Mr Blue Benjamin June 14, 2023
Get the Skip Jordanmug. the perfect way to get all the guys. you put that ass on the ground and bounce on that booty like its a bouncy ball. watching this intricate dance move puts you in a daze, one you can't escape from till the booty bouncing is completed.
by AssSkipper3000 June 7, 2015
Get the skipping hella assmug. Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.
I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.
by QuacksO October 20, 2021
Get the ad-skip assistantmug. The polar opposite of a pick-me.
A person who's extremely humble, selfless and down-to-earth to the point where it's straight-up irritating. Like, stop being such a sweetheart.
A person who's extremely humble, selfless and down-to-earth to the point where it's straight-up irritating. Like, stop being such a sweetheart.
"happy birthday pookie <33 Here's ur gift. Hope u like it"
"NAHHH PLEASE NOOO I DON'T DESERVE IT. IT'S OKAY IT'S FINE HOMIE."
"but it's ur bday, I'll be a wa-"
"PLEAAASEEE YOU HAVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT NO THANK YOU I LITERALLY INSIST 😭"
"Don't be a skip-me you prehistoric piece of meatloaf"
"NAHHH PLEASE NOOO I DON'T DESERVE IT. IT'S OKAY IT'S FINE HOMIE."
"but it's ur bday, I'll be a wa-"
"PLEAAASEEE YOU HAVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT NO THANK YOU I LITERALLY INSIST 😭"
"Don't be a skip-me you prehistoric piece of meatloaf"
by catastrophecreatorJENI-TALIA🗿 July 20, 2024
Get the Skip-memug. A man who has the power to travel between dimensions. He's currently known as LPK in the gaming community. He is a real memelord. He has created such classics as Spoink has swag with the other memelord TheAppleJhon. Legends say if you say Skip GOD 8 times while watching hentai, he will come to your Dimension and resolve all the problems there.
Bloke 1: Hey dude, do you have any idea where Skip GOD is ?
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.
by coolFaggit March 2, 2017
Get the Skip GODmug. by DaddyKinkojou June 7, 2018
Get the skip your pantsmug. by walmu November 12, 2022
Get the Bink Bonk Skipmug.