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School

Mom: get up, it's time for school

Me: not today, satan
by cameltaintbess May 10, 2016
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School

The worst 18 years to be alive as a human being. Teachers constantly shoving papers up your ass while teaching you pointless bullshit that you will never use in life, while calling it education. If you go to the principal's office, prepare your ears and ass.
1.) School sucks.
2.) This damn school loves to buttfuck their students.
3.) I got in a fight at school today.
by OXxTheKillerxXO November 11, 2017
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School

Everyones nightmare
Judges: we decided
Criminal: what
Judges: were sendimg you back to school
Criminal: OH SHI
by Wenochainosama August 30, 2022
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School

A stupid place where people aka children from 4or5 -12or13
Learn stupid things and then have to do homework at home. I don't get it I mean isn't 6 and a half hours isn't enough?
Boy 1:hey r u goin 2 school 2 day?
Boy 2:no I can't live with the homework!
Nerd: why?
Boy 1 & Boy 2:uh cos its boring? Idiot
by Horanluver333 February 8, 2014
mugGet the Schoolmug.

School

Basically Hell (or Prison) for kids, but you have to do Work instead of dying
Mom: "Time to go to school!"
Child: "Woohoo, my 30th day at prison!"
Mom: "That is correct!"

"Ready to shoot up this school?"
by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017
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School

I went to school today...

My teacher told me to use my book

So I threw it at her

True story
by The guy that hates school January 30, 2017
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